I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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