well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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