Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
If I die, sorry about rent.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
