I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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