brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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