There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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