thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just threw up on my dentist
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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