Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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