I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
