Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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