I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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