if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
