The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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