spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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