sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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