is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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