i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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