Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
