I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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