yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
That was an excessively violent trivia night
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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