We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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