And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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