This girl is more easily done than said...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
