Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
this just has baby written all over it
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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