and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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