Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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