Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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