Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
please don't ironically join a cult
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