grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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