he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
either way he was missing a nipple.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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