Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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