Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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