I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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