ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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