my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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