hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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