i was rollin on her like bob the builder
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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