Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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