Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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