on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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