In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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