Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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