And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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