I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
