What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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