ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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