My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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