Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
