I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
