he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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