So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
wow bdsm is so cute
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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