just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
When did angry sex become our thing?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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