Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Bring me that man meat
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
