So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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